It still really fucking distresses me that Trump is forever going to be memorialized in the Hall of Presidents. That’s a petty and small thing compared to all of the other horrors that he’s inflicted on us in the past 11 months, yet it still cuts me deeply.

Not that I’m a fan of going after 82 year old humans, but the whole thing of physically altering dogs to suit our tastes is pretty awful and we need to stop doing that.

Also shame on all the people that couldn’t be bothered to vote for Hillary for “reasons”. Better?

But it’s Obama who is gonna take your guns away and declare martial law.

If 45 declares a fascist dictatorship, I will “told-you-so” the internet until they find and kill me.

Remember when people laughed at us when we said this administration would move to fascism and destroy democracy in the US?

“Fetus” -> “extra small attached babyperson”

So...uh...this is what racial purity looks like?

His murder of Heather Heyer was an intentional hate crime, and has been well-reported. The EIGHT PEOPLE PERMANENTLY MAIMED have gone almost unmentioned by media since that wretched event.

“ ... she keeps the location of her daughter’s grave a secret to protect her from Nazis.”

Tucker Max’s name ain’t even on the cover, so why is he even trying to get shine as the co-writer right now?

The year is 2017 and everyone you’ve ever liked or admired is garbage.

I had an awesome dog named Deeohgee once.

Now I’m feeling verklempt ...

These soundcloud rappers, from 6ix9ine to XXXTentacion and everyone in-between, I just don’t get it. What happened to early 00's hip-hop? Who are these freaks!? They make me feel so out of it.

Those police officers should be in prison for endangering the welfare of a minor and for kidnapping.

I’m grossed out by people who have problems with age differences.

Really? Age difference is still a thing?? I wear white after Labor Day. Dad’s black and Mom is white. Same sex marriage finally exists. How about the consenting adults thing? Kinda ageist, no?

While I would have loved to see Holland Taylor’s reaction, it was so boss that she brought Marcia Clark for this.

I’m surprised this was her first win.... While I think Kirsten Dunst did the better job, Paulson is so fucking consistent--and kinda wish Holland Taylor had been in the audience.