Just rubbing it won’t help; but a lubricant may ease the entry into the anals of science history.

This is secret filming from Syfy’s new disaster movie series - Boarnado.

I’d be willing to believe that’s Poland. Most non-Poland places don’t have a Polish flag flying in the breeze.

RIP in piece to a brave hero who was taken much too soon — Harambe (the gorilla who died)

Ridiculously short

Cry me a river. A really fast flowing river. You have no idea who owned that home. Could have been abandoned considering it’s West Virginia.

Reminds me of this....

Nice filming. I really wanted to see it hit that bridge.

As a cyclist I say fuck that guy, the cops totally did their job.

If he asked for 100 women and their cats he could have gotten them all from Jezebel.

Wouldn’t it have been simpler to just PhotoShop the original picture?

This is probably the only shot from today’s draft that didn’t have 15,000 Marines or a bunch of youth league players who ain’t afraid of no concussions behind them.

All I know is that Netflix thinks I am so gay, all my recommendations are gay-themed. My family abroad uses my login and I wonder if they now think I’m gay, too, and they’re too afraid to ask me. I chortle to myself about this at least once a week.

“That’s just pride fuckin’ with ya.”

Can they just fire him at this point? I don’t know if it’s pride getting in the way, but he’s been daring it for months, maybe even years, now. There’s no way he forgot about ESPN giving Caitlyn Jenner an award last summer.

Oh wow! Like a lot of people, I quickly read the headline and my mind immediately jumped to the other Will Smith, the relief pitcher for the Milwaukee Brewers.

I’m calling Bullshit. There’s no fucking chance somebody is signing up to have sex with Kirstie Allie.

Antonio Brown: <excited by dancing>