We will stop talking about her face when she stops having surgery on it.....never.

Colonial burn!

I’ve only ever regretted the things that I didn’t buy and should have.

I drive a Toyota RAV4 EV, which has about a 100-mile range. When I bought it I had to accept being on the cutting edge and deal with all the problems that might go with it. You know how they say that like 99% of your driving is within a certain radius? Absolutely true, and the EV is great for that. When I have to go…

I don’t think anyone said it’s inherently wrong to flirt with someone.

Yes, I caught that. Old theater lighting guy myself.

Yeah, that’s probably true.

I’m a guy, and I grew up(and dated) in the time before “negging”, so I cannot even fathom WTF is going through the mind of guys who are doing this, except to say that they are just douchebags. Douchebags have always existed, and always will.

Upper Darby - represent!

For a Tony, she is writing a musical based on Mean Girls....for Grammy....maybe for an Audiobook?

Tina Fey is going for her EGOT!

What are you doing on a catwalk?

This is just a giant UVA humblebrag.

a) It’s not a fridge. It’s a cooler, as others have pointed out.

Yeah. If your friends tell you something is good, you should just sit on their heads and take a big shit on them, too.

If you don’t have a drunk irishman with no teeth singing Fairytale, it’s not the same.

It’s time. Everytime I hear her, the word “dottering” comes to mind.

Maybe we need less freedom.

How about a bag of them?

I take your point. However, the article was not about any of those other things.