No, I don’t think that PhDs are the only worthwhile things. That was just an example that I find particularly upsetting.

So the stuff earlier, yes, that’s about celebrity and fame and special snowflakes. This is for you, and just for you, because you are where I was a long while ago.

Actually I have a Camry. The lights come on automatically when you start the car and turn off when you turn off the car and open the door. Assuming you leave it in that mode.

Ummmm yes? Go there right now. What adorns the front page? I’ll make a handy list for you:

You have no idea.

Exactly. It’s an illusion, people, an illusion industry, and always has been. Stop acting like it’s central to people’s lives or has some deeper meaning.

“Who’s applying the polish.” Is a great line.

That would be funnier, but no.

Yes, well that aside, you know what America doesn’t need? More people devoting their lives and time and talent to fashion and acting.

Tavi Gevinson is insufferable.

I’m a tea guy, so lots of what you say is good, and some of it is straying into crazyland.

I like her. She’s a bitch. Bitches get stuff done.

Upfront: I like Stoya; I think Deen is skeezy.

Or you could use one of those clip-on guides, like they show you in the Global knives videos about how to sharpen your knives.

I don’t envy you having to read stupid media outlets like this.

I feel about Adele the same way I felt about Whitney Houston. Don’t care for her music, but there is no denying the lady is the real deal.

Oh lord. Everyone is jumping up and down like they committed a crime or something.

Also, I don’t think that freaking Google needs endorsements from (no offense) tiny little Lifehacker. So you are in the clear, as far as I’m concerned.

Please, continue your rant. Don’t let me interrupt you.

Like I said, you’re an anti-government nut. Whatever any government does will be evil to you. Facts are not important. I’m sure it wouldn’t matter what government you live under, it would still be evil.