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Whoever instigated this, urinal lot of trouble.

Was someone trying to cut?

+1 erection lasting longer than 4 hours.

Every time Jermaine Jones puts an extra touch on the ball, a kitten dies.

If you drew a venn diagram of Americans who support Trump and Americans who like soccer, it’d pretty much be two separate circles.

A reading from the works of the great Dr. Seuss....

Tough season for the Colts, but I’m sure Jim Irsay is still enjoying himself.

They should hang a “Get Well Soon” banner in the stadium

Route Running Axioms

If that is not the worst haircut, it is certainly the worst I have ever seen.

Practice squad people got no reason
Practice squad people got no reason
Practice squad people got no reason
To live

They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin’ great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I don’t want no spractice squad

This info is great and all, but I want my news in useless bar graph form so I go straight to ESPN stats.

Each also has a first century AD understanding of medicine.

What was Jesus’ QBR, and what was his record vs the Packers?

After Kaep beat the Packs twice I'm sure he had that and his Russell Wilson joke saved. Like a person saves a tweet in his drafts waiting for the perfect moment. So that was a long three year wait.

Whaaaat? I thought Aaron LOVED women.

That’s the total opposite of what happened two seasons ago, when Mou was completely running the transfer activity. Yes, their transfer window sucked but that happens to every team sooner or later. By the logic that transfer activity = success, Arsenal should be in League One.

First things first, he’s not getting sacked. They just won the league this year and they have too much history to drop him after a bad season. They could finish 4th which really any different than finishing 2nd or 3rd. Winning the title back to back is not a realistic expectation for anyone, even Abramovich. They also

I hope that intern’s name was Charlie, just for the added irony.