This will end poorly.

this deal guarantees Okung good money as long as he’s healthy and playing

“With the 29th pick in the 2016 NBA draft, Gregg Popovich personally selects Taurean Prince, Baylor.”

Still better than the Thousand Year Frank Reich.

Came here basically to say this. We are living in an age in which nothing is inarguable. Genetic, geological, and biomechanical proof of evolution? Liberal conspiracy. On track for the best record in NBA history, led by one of the most sublimely gifted shooters of all time? Blight against the game itself.

Holly Holm’s reign as UFC champion lasted one match after the boxing star that shocked the world by beating Ronda Rousey fell to challenger Miesha Tate at tonight’s pay-per-view event in Las Vegas in the longest women’s bantamweight title fight in UFC history.

Goal.com published his post-game remarks in full, and they’re a lot more tame than the media ran with. He was more like, ‘if Benz and Bale and Marcelo and Pepe were fit, we’d be better. And btw I’m still really good Spanish press, so fuck off.’

You’re not doing justice to those numbers. Yeah, you can say he should have given the money back. As if none of us would even consider keeping the money. But this is a team worth $1.6B. $40K represents 0.0025% of their value. Scaled down this is like somebody worth $50K taking somebody to court over $1.25. It’s a…

/Messi completes simple pass

Ah, come on. That’s not that bad of a tweet. Cut the man some slacks.

I spray my comforter down with Lysol

The real question is are Key & Peele livestreaming “Game Day” this Sunday?

Luckily, Olsen’s wife will never see this.

I’m not going to jump to any conclusions until I have all the facts, but it appears that Eisenhauer made two mistakes. The first is that he senselessly and maliciously murdered a 13 year old girl. The second is that he did not attempt to run from the police.

People who stand up to wipe are like grown men who pull their pants and underwear down around their ankles to piss at a urinal. Both types should be locked up with the criminally insane.

When asked for comment, LeBron James replied, “who?”

Sarri, not sorry.

You Can Have Good Stats and Hurt Your Team