I would actually love to see an NFL team just spend all game either going for two, going for it on fourth down, or punting, without ever sending their kicker out for anything but kickoffs (super bonus points if every kickoff is an onside kick).

LMFAO While watching the game last night with my wife, I turned to her and said, “What the fuck is up with Flacco’s hair? I mean, it looks great even after half a game under his belt. It isn’t a disgusting, sweaty mess like Peyton’s.”

Where the fuck do you think you are?

I watched Flacco’s interview after the game last night and I wondered how come his hair looked so effortlessly stylish even after wearing a helmet. Same with a bunch of other QBs with longer hair like Matt Ryan, Brady of course, etc.

God, I have the same problem. I’m always telling chicks “My eyes are up here!” when they try to check out my disgusting mess of a neckbeard.

No one gives a shit.

I ever tell you about the time I found 20 dollars? It’s a great story.

Maybe this is just the version of Andrew Luck with cable.

BARBER: Really? Again??

AGREED!

I actually really hate all the comments to the effect of ‘he’s just a clueless douche’ or ‘I guess he was just some bro all along’. Are we really so singular in our thinking? Are we really so unable to reconcile conflicting feelings about a person to the point that we need to simply write them off entirely when they…

I think Kim Kardashian is probably a clueless douche. Ryan Seacrest has always sort of rung the clueless douche bell for me, for example.

Who didn’t make mistakes in college? That doesn’t give you the right to accuse him of theft for the rest of his life.

+1 unintended (perhaps?) Over The Top reference

Said someone 20 years ago and 20 years before that as well (so on and so forth).

This logic is unassailable.

Let me just counter with this as a perfectly stable Bears fan:

It’s refreshing to see an argument between a black man and a white guy with guns end without any casualties.

Ed Hochuli is, I believe, a lawyer by his full-time profession. So I would have to assume he is lying here.

Cleveland Man