....joke....?

Can you just ban commenters that make that joke? It was a stale joke last year.

I’ll just leave this here:

Regardless of what happened afterwards, by displaying tongue technique like that Puig is unlikely to ever be stranded at third again.

Love Calvin and Hobbes too. I did this one, if you’re interested: https://kotaku.com/a-string-of-upsetting-calvin-hobbes-strips-told-a-bol-1777424191

Thanks for reading! I mostly used the library and read through their big anthology collections when I was kid. My parents used to buy me these themed small compilations. A volume of 1960's baseball strips. A winter themed collection. An early Snoopy themed collection. Those were some of my treasured books too - I…

Dodgers games: 99.9% apathetic fair-weather-fans who just go to games to take an Instagram pic, 0.1% maniacal knife-wielding gang members who want to literally murder you.

This is like the time me and some buddies were driving down to Buffalo to see a Sabres game. We all met up at my buddy Aidan’s house and we were about to get in the car and, with it clearly in sight, I called Shotgun. Clear rules, right?

I was given a ticket when I didn’t exceed the speed limit, because I was coaching at one school, and the patrol officer graduated from the other, and he let me know he was bitter about this. That happens in life.

There is literally no way it can be used for actual cooking. No idea why it exists except for idiots like me.

Except this was one of our top-performing stories of the night. Thanks for stopping by, though!

Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru.

He might have forgotten one or two.

Thanks for clarifying all this! Man, I wish the author had seen fit to include this pertinent information.

Stunt women and men are horribly unappreciated.

Why isn’t there an Academy Award for Best Stunt Work yet? I mean...they have practically everything else nominated. The tech awards get their own event, there’s so many - and most viewers would find them boring, anyway - but stunt work is right there, on camera, clearly meant to be seen and experienced by audiences.

You think cleaing off Rick’s diarrhoea ain’t interesting?

I really just enjoyed how Morty was basically spot on calling out all of Rick’s shit and all of the traps.

Not even a mention of Noob-Noob. That guy gets it.