Yea, hi. That’s my ticket.

Fuck off.

Clearly this is a disguised ad for Half Life 3, just not sure how... yet.

Definitely not. Unless you just absolutely gotta have more Pokémon in your life and have already beaten all the other games. I’ll probably just use the release as inspiration for going back and finally completing Moon. I’ve dug the last few releases but just can’t seem to power through to the end. I’m fine with the…

Can we start a pool on which PT members we think Ally and Jessi are? lollllll

You know, I like bad SciFi/SyFy “original” movies...I don’t lose my shit when someone says they suck. Do you need other people to like what you like, or can you just like it and not care?

lol wow the stans are out in force today

I briefly went out with a woman who was OBSESSED with the Pentatonix. I didn’t find out until we were sleeping together. I think it was the second time we slept together, we were lying in bed and she grabbed my tablet computer while saying she wanted to show me something. What followed was a nearly 2 hour long, very…

I always order coffee on a plane. Let me explain why.

This sarcastic(yet probably true) take is a little outdated. I really don’t think they care about public perception of Reigns anymore, they’ve had Strowman do everything except pull a gun on the guy and most fans still love it. Everyone initally pushed back on Reigns because they didn’t want him to be the face of the…

“Keep your friends close and your enemies closer”

Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.

It was Kevan’s POV (he walks in on dead Pycelle), but yeah, most people are of the impression that that chapter is the closest we’ll ever get to knowing Varys’s true intentions since he was monologuing to a dying man.

I am very excited for Boseman, Jordan, etc., but having seen War of the Planet of the Apes last week and loving Klaw in Age of Ultron, I am giddy for menacing yet hilarious live-action Andy Serkis with a laser gun arm.

Yeah okay EGM. You got me once before in the 90s. NOT THIS TIME!

I prefer chugging ten beers over the course of a boss fight for healing. Stagger swagger.

My kids also shit while watching video over my shoulder. It’s so goddamn annoying.

Do these sites not realize what a huge percentage of their audience comes from bored office workers who may well not be able to watch videos without attracting unwanted attention?

in order to expand video production