No, I have a pretty good idea. It’s a hell of a lot less than when this picture was taken (a week or so after release).

This is an amusement park ride, it was never historically accurate. You are now the third person I’ve seen in this comments section make this idiotic argument. It has zombie and ghost pirates ffs, find a different hill.

It’s a kids ride, broflake. Settle down.

Well, you know other than the fact that nothing at Disney is “historically accurate” and in fact the Pirates ride was built on the inspiration of Treasure Island, which was again a fantasy about the high sea, mutineers and pirates, but for kids.

1. I sincerely doubt that any significant number of people used PotC as an educational experience.

What makes Conor hateable? Sure he’s a loudmouth. But that’s been proven to sell fights.

What history? I assume you know better than to think Pirates of the Caribbean is a historically accurate ride, so I presume you mean the history of Disney. Walt Disney wanted his parks to be updated with the times. You’ve probably heard his quotes like, “Disneyland will never be completed. It will continue to grow…

I know when I want hard-hitting historically accurate depictions of past time periods, an amusement park ride is the first place I go.

Let me know when you find a historically accurate Disney ride.

Except the ride was always meant to be for amusement, and romanticized pirates from the start.

The ride never accurately represented pirates, and has always been an amusement attraction. This isn’t an EPCOT ride, it is meant for fun.

No one takes their kid on PoTC to teach them about the horrors of rape in the 17th century.

Updating? They’re building a monument to compromise!!!!

Jon lost the battle. Sansa won it (whether that would be the case if Sansa wasn’t a moron in that whole scene is a different story). Jon is being rewarded for Sansa showing up and saving his ass.

The entire reason for Tyrion being brought to Daenerys is to help her rule. Varys essentially saved him and brought him to Essos to met Dany and fill the role of Hand. He also happens to be the most experienced, currently living, man at being Hand.

Well ... we know Stannis is going to burn Shireen (and it’s a pretty good bet he dies in battle), but this will be in hugely different circumstances, given that right now they’re roughly as far apart as New York and Chicago with a massive blizzard having dumped feet of snow on the ground. If he say burns her making a…

But that’s not what the show actually presented. The Northern lords acclaimed Jon as if he’d *personally* done something great, not just because he was Ned’s son. Same deal with Tyrion—the way the show framed it was as Dany rewarding Tyrion for his good work. Neither earned it (unlike Robb when he got crowned, or Jon…

That is a good dog.

As apathetic as I am to current WWE, and as much as the PPV title makes me want to shove Vince down a stairwell a la Brock to Zach Gowen, Roman/Braun and Joe/Brock should be an AWESOME double bill Sunday, on top of a solid looking undercard.