Your mind is gonna be blown when you find out what jokes are.

Or it could be the story of Lando...with tin can referring to cans of Colt 45.

Roy Moore doesn’t want to be fed... He wants to hunt!

This is why hearthstone can never be a true competitive game. It is far too random.

I’m going to say up front that I actually enjoyed Final Fantasy XV a hell of a lot more than I thought I would.

I will also say up front that—like Final Fantasy: Spirits Within—had it been called pretty much anything other than Final Fantasy, I probably would’ve enjoyed it a great deal more.

The fact that the game…

By way of comparison, NBC only let one employee go today.

sycophants, there’s like 50 of you and one of him. kick his ass and I’ll let you out of the greys

What do you have against baby dragons?

26-14 or, as it’s known in Alabama, courtin’ ages.

You could have just said, “As an asshole . . .”

Damn, I tried to come up with a witty reply but the Pac 12 nicknames leave something to be desired in the comedy department. I mean, it’s all Trojans and Beavers and such. Gimme something to work with, people!

So what you’re saying is that the Pokédex is just made up stuff about made up monsters ?

Ready to work.
What?
What is it?
More work?
Job’s done

Although he may best be remembered for his no hitter/perfect game with the Phillies, Halladay will always be a Blue Jay, especially since he was still flying south for the winter.

“Why can’t you love me for who I am? Aren’t I cute enough?” She was very unhappy so no costume tonight.

My pittie wishes everyone a happy Halloween with lots of treats. (She is a very good witch)

I definitely think you are being a sour puss about about the costumes, but you are correct that no adult should have the audacity to ask for candy.

No one has ever married someone for their money.

John Lackey’s let out farts longer than this game.

Geographic fast-food exceptionalism is weak as hell and never stands up to scrutiny.