Regardless of what happened afterwards, by displaying tongue technique like that Puig is unlikely to ever be stranded at third again.

Love Calvin and Hobbes too. I did this one, if you’re interested: https://kotaku.com/a-string-of-upsetting-calvin-hobbes-strips-told-a-bol-1777424191

Thanks for reading! I mostly used the library and read through their big anthology collections when I was kid. My parents used to buy me these themed small compilations. A volume of 1960's baseball strips. A winter themed collection. An early Snoopy themed collection. Those were some of my treasured books too - I…

Dodgers games: 99.9% apathetic fair-weather-fans who just go to games to take an Instagram pic, 0.1% maniacal knife-wielding gang members who want to literally murder you.

This is like the time me and some buddies were driving down to Buffalo to see a Sabres game. We all met up at my buddy Aidan’s house and we were about to get in the car and, with it clearly in sight, I called Shotgun. Clear rules, right?

I was given a ticket when I didn’t exceed the speed limit, because I was coaching at one school, and the patrol officer graduated from the other, and he let me know he was bitter about this. That happens in life.

There is literally no way it can be used for actual cooking. No idea why it exists except for idiots like me.

Except this was one of our top-performing stories of the night. Thanks for stopping by, though!

Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru.

He might have forgotten one or two.

Thanks for clarifying all this! Man, I wish the author had seen fit to include this pertinent information.

Yea, hi. That’s my ticket.

Clearly this is a disguised ad for Half Life 3, just not sure how... yet.

Definitely not. Unless you just absolutely gotta have more Pokémon in your life and have already beaten all the other games. I’ll probably just use the release as inspiration for going back and finally completing Moon. I’ve dug the last few releases but just can’t seem to power through to the end. I’m fine with the…

Can we start a pool on which PT members we think Ally and Jessi are? lollllll

You know, I like bad SciFi/SyFy “original” movies...I don’t lose my shit when someone says they suck. Do you need other people to like what you like, or can you just like it and not care?

lol wow the stans are out in force today

I briefly went out with a woman who was OBSESSED with the Pentatonix. I didn’t find out until we were sleeping together. I think it was the second time we slept together, we were lying in bed and she grabbed my tablet computer while saying she wanted to show me something. What followed was a nearly 2 hour long, very…

I always order coffee on a plane. Let me explain why.

This sarcastic(yet probably true) take is a little outdated. I really don’t think they care about public perception of Reigns anymore, they’ve had Strowman do everything except pull a gun on the guy and most fans still love it. Everyone initally pushed back on Reigns because they didn’t want him to be the face of the…