I’m sure I’ll be told that Conan is literally (literally!) Satan incarnate for saying so, but reading that essay reminds me of why I like him so much.

I saw it in the theater and thought it was a much better version of Armageddon. The Chinese are beating us in the apocalyptic, science-fiction melodrama race.

Kids, kids, you’re both right.

Nah. 

By the only objective measure, it was a good shot. Everything else is the arcane art of what might have been.

Hey guys we found PG’s burner account.

I heard Wallace Shawn.

The only way I heard this headline in my head...

Vlade Divac: I wish that our next coach never loses a game for the Kings.

Is it ok to think they’re both awful?

Did Johnny Depp have Richard Harris blacklisted... from the living!? The answer may surprise you!

Taking it way to far, they got the call right. Move on

I mean, can anyone argue really that they felt right about the Rams going to the super bowl after that saints non-call? Like I get your point, but the reverse is so much worse. See, this screws up the flow of the game and makes sure that reality prevails. What happened in the saints game was reality was defeated, and…

Was this the correct call? Yes and no. Yes in that Moretti’s finger was in fact the last to touch the ball before it went out of bounds.

Sorry your team lost. They got the call right, that was nice they were able to do that. Nothing more frustrating than officials blowing an important call.

“In a particularly creepy twist”

Curious what makes that more “particularly” creepy than ALLLLLLLLLLL the other people who they did manage to recruit? 

In the AAF, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The players who were suckered into wasting months of their life, and the owners who will somehow cash out and profit on an obvious disaster. These are their stories.

Someone should ask him if he still feel like his white children shouldn’t have to sit next to brown and black children. Someone should ask him if he’s apologized to Anita Hill yet.

Right? As if Biden even needed a #MeToo moment of his own to be completely unelectable.

It’s amazing that even if Biden got #MeToo’d, it still would only be the third worst thing about him.