Ive emailed the Board of Regents already, as I think anyone lower, including the President and newly hired AD, is probably complicit enough that they should be out too. 

I suggest you let the school know that you will be canceling your season tickets if they don’t fire the entire coaching and training staffs.

As a Maryland season ticket holder (haven’t missed a home game in almost 20 years), these reports make me sick to my stomach. Unless he can somehow prove that these reports are a compete fabrication (they arent), durkin and the strength and conditioning staff should be out on their ass. I get that this macho bullshit…

Meanwhile, Mercedes-Benz is like “what about Volkswagen?”
Meanwhile, Volkswagen is like “what about Ford?”
Meanwhile, Ford is like “oh yeah? Well I bet horses are Jewish. I mean have you seen those noses? And their shoes, made of metal? I bet that costs a lot of money.”

Please don’t devolve into what-about-ism. There's plenty of dirt to throw on both. I'd be surprised if Jalopnik hasn't published multiple pieces about Ford.

When the steroids make you confrontational, but the soy protein makes you weepy. - How I assume the deadlift cop arrived at his emotional state. 

“You get these celebrities and they get a bad photo and everyone just tears them all the way to shreds and you forget that this is a daughter, a son, a mom, a dad.” - K. West

Yeah. I’m not going to comment on the issue of mental illness here (I don’t think it’s necessarily relevant to what I’m about to say, but also DO think it’s an issue that deserves to be spoken about with appropriate compassion) but the sense of pure EGO that comes through in his comments is practically palpable.

I’ve always just assumed that he was stupid, but if you’re telling me that he has a diagnosed mental illness then I fell bad for him but I have a question: why the hell are his friends and family letting this guy go on tv?

After a long, silent pause from West, Kimmel threw out a life line, suggesting, “Why don’t we take a break?” When the break was over, so was most of the Trump talk.

That was Jimmy Fallon.

In therapy perhaps. The world is not your therapist.

People need to be able to express themselves without fear of judgement

I’m sure Kanye’s thousand yard stare could have gone on for another 20 minutes but I wish Kimmel would have given him a little more time to get to an answer

“I think that’s a beautiful thought, but, just in literal terms, there are families being torn apart at the border.” 

Kanye going on about Trump and togetherness is like that Monty Python talk show, “Stake Your Claim.” Kimmel mentions the separated families, and West says, “Actually, I’m afraid that’s where my claim falls to the ground. I was hoping you wouldn’t mention that.”

“so focused on history that we start to believe that it actually repeats itself”

“If I would’ve been judged after one game at Texas A&M, I wouldn’t be where I am today,” Manziel said to Alouettes’ head coach Mike Sherman, his former head coach at Texas A&M who was responsible for recruiting him there.

If I would’ve been judged after one game at Texas A&M, I wouldn’t be where I am today.

If Johnny keeps sucking like this he’s going to be sent back down to the Browns.