If you had just stuck with your battle-damaged costume while on Battleworld instead of wandering into some unknown lab and picking a machine at random to fix your costume, we would have been spared of almost 30 years of bad Venom stories.

“to be grounded and have TV time taken away shipped to Eastern Europe by his father.”

A reminder: Lonzo Ball is twenty years old. How fully formed and ready to make mature decisions about his very dominant father do you expect him to be?

Mark Jackson couldn’t.

Which will be billed as “America’s Royal Wedding”

“the strange and deeply impressionable percentage of people who will automatically gravitate towards Famous People, and tend to do so with outstretched fists full of money.”

But pulling his youngest sons out of high school and college and moving them to Lithuania to play in some obscure league isn’t considered actively harming them?

Why had you been rolling your eyes at earlier criticisms of Lavar?

And working for the Trump administration.

This is exactly why I didn’t want the Lakers to draft Ball. Not because of anything with him, I actually think he turned out very level headed for having the father he does. Lavar does nothing but cause problems because I think he doesn’t give a shit if his kids are talented or famous, he cares if he is famous. So…

Really, the only thing we have left to look forward to in this crazy ol’ life is one of the Ball brothers marrying one of the Kardashian/Jenner sisters.

An event with a judge involved who does anything other than enforce rules is not a sport but an exhibition.

confirming the “show” won’t just find Letterman posing riddles to the drifters he’s tied up in his cabin.

Thanos: “T’Challa not really born in Wakanda. I have top men investigating. How come T’Challa not show birth certificate? Sad!”

The Library of Congress has back issues in brail. They are literally only there for the articles.

Yes. These other replies are correct. Especially in the 70s, Playboy was one the finest literary journals in America. It was a cornucopia of incredible authors (such as the aforementioned genius, Kurt Vonnegut) contributing, now legendary, short stories, incisive political commentary, one-of-a-kind interviews & yes,…

Playboy’s articles have been shitty in recent years, but it wasn’t long ago that it had wonderful articles.

I mean, maybe we’ve been primed to think of Kyrie as a bit out there and contrarian because of his whole flat-earth routine, but I think this headline is a bit misdirected. When he says, “I don’t really think of Christmas as a holiday,” I think what he’s saying is it’s just another day I have to work. And speaking as…

Project Wolverine for reasons unknown? Come on man Wolverine is a slasher. I couldn’t let that one go.

So he lets Jeter et al make Marlins’ fans like Le Batard their bitch, he goes on Le Batard’s show and Le Batard makes him his bitch, now he’s bitching to MLB about being made a bitch by one of the people he helped make a bitch.