This has been your Daily Deadspin Reminder: Never Try.

Yeah this is a Darwin awards in the making.

And, let’s be honest, we all kind of want to watch.

On the bright side, some limo driver is going to get more work.

Great. Do it. Bye Felicia.

Oh he ded.

(Brady is one of the gullible people in question.)

“Except it works”

I will defend Brady everytime against accusations of cheating, which are BS.

He’s a golden retriever.

Uh, no. The police should be ashamed of themselves for getting an arrest warrant on someone for having (bullshit) “traces” of “something” (since they haven’t said) on her belongings which were left unattended and how many other people came across them? That’s where the shame lies. Our criminal justice system, looking…

This sort of sounds like an excellent beginning for a Robert Rodriguez vigilante movie starring Rose McGowan.

This is the second time I’ve seen the phrase “Traces of narcotics” this week. Is this a thing? Can you be arrested and tried for traces? If not, then what does a an arrest warrant on months old suspicion get them? Do they think Rose McGowan is going to show up to a police station in Virginia with her pockets just full…

That’s harsh; it’s not completely his fault his head is shaped like that.

stayin aliiiiiiiiiiive

I honest to God teared up, I was so happy to see him.

now that filming is over, is the surrounding area just littered with Porg carcasses?

And we can thank reality TV for the normalization of sociopathy.

I made essentially the same remark to someone the other day. It’s soooo goddamn easy to be a sociopath in 2017. They have talk shows on Fox, they are Senators and judges. One of them is our President...

We’ve reached a point where anyone who sees an actual Nazi and says “Hey maybe we should hear them out/give them a chance..” needs to be considered at minimum a sympathizer.