wait, what? You can’t play the game game at the same time? Like if I buy it digitally, and get that second Switch... wait, what??? 

This is the stark reality that the GOP will just never refuse.

oh! That’s something I get to have to! My oldest is about 12, too, and has become quite the Nintendo gamer in the past year+. Shit, she beat Origami King before I’d gotten an hour into it. She may very well be into Zelda this go. 

I’m sure I’m in the minority, but I’m not going to buy Tears on release date. Want to check reviews and people’s experiences in terms of how the Switch can handle it.

“I’m busy, Ben. Busy, busy.” 

In the 90s, I feel like every movie slotted neatly into the 90-120 minute mark. Even the 120 minute mark felt long and rare.

It took me years to watch John Wick simply because it looked like some generic hitman movie. I was delighted when I did watch it. JW2 was good. JW3 I definitely felt like it just... kept going...

They clearly don’t. 

Everytime it comes up that some royal married a family member and my seventh graders recoil

are still finding ways to be huge babies about it

Uncle Phil rules.

Jesus, man. I have a blowup of that page laminated and it lives on my classroom wall. That is the most beautiful illustration of what Superman means. 

Completely coincidentally, Snyder's dawn of the dead remake is the best thing zackie ever made. 

Not with barsanti

A military force gets built up to defeat a terrible fascist enemy, and the very second it becomes convenient, they became just as evil as the villains they won a war against. See also: the victor of every war ever, in real life and in fiction.

fuck off, barsanti

Excellent, I love playing as Rosalina but end up switching to Bowser often just for his speed...

fAmiLy vAlUes

so glad I did not get that “always” tattoo lmao

I’m sure on rewatch I’ll notice more, but I feel the same way about the Fx. They were fine.