before showbiz fame, Tim Allen was arrested with 1.43 pounds of cocaine. He avoided life in prison by becoming a rat, giving names of conspirators in exchange for leniency. What a scumbag.

*only cursorily looks at thumbnail*

Dakota Johnson roasted Armie Hammer, which is ironic because that’s exactly how Hammer would prepare Johnson.

Fuck off back to Legoland you cunt!

Yeach, I mean not only was John K somewhat shifty to work for, his was a nightmare for companies to work with.

In 1991, they removed Woody Harrelson as grand marshal because he participated in anti-war protests. The krewe captain at the time said, “We don’t need this kind of controversy.”

“Better Thank Hank”

Can you take your tedious attempts at comedy somewhere else please?

As a gay person who’s witnessing firsthand the backsliding into anti-gay laws, widespread accusations of child abuse and “grooming,” among the LGBTQ+ community by mainstream political leaders like my own governor (hello, Florida), bricks being thrown through gay club windows, and protestors with guns showing up to…

Wow, already working hard on earning that “2023 Award for Biggest Piece of Shit Commenter”. Way to get a head start. (And congrats on your 2022 win!)

He should have left the superhero acrobatics to the stuntmen...

Edmund Fitzgerald: A Titanic Story

“Give me a reason that’s substantiated, not a threat of your perception of me shifting. “

It’s not really “looking for reasons” when Rowling has very publicly made those statements…but this is all spoken like someone who probably has never had to deal with comments like these directed and them. Must be nice. 

I remember being so apprehensive about Arrow, which debuted not long after Smallville ended and looked initially like a spin-off of one of the main characters of Smallville. I decided to hate-watch it, thinking it would get canned quickly, and was genuinely shocked that the storytelling was so different. I hesitate to…

Surprised that "Fandango" isn't a more popular choice 

The Snow in FF6's Intro makes me want to play it every year, right around the time wherever I happen to be living gets its first big snowfall.

Her?

Erm, no. What I said was factually correct. The character pre-dates The Black Panther Party. The Black Panther was used as a logo by an Alabama civil rights organization before the character.

Ryan Coogler, who is definitely not white, co-wrote and directed both Black Panther movies.

The character pre-dates the formation of the Black Panther Party by several months. The comic book debut was June 1966, the Black Panther Party was founded in October 1966.