How wide is your teenage son, exactly?

I’m sorry, I really am, but there’s no reality in which you can be well-adjusted and also think that a two night stay in a nerd hotel that costs more than many American families make in an entire month is ‘worth the cost.’ Like, just absolute ‘let them eat cake’ shit, good lord.

imagine getting your underwear twisted over theme park flavor text

“fewer features”. Who fucking cares how many mini games something has? Quality matters over quantity. Your whole comment is just nicely worded entitlement. You are a fucking asshole.

I, for one, was utterly shocked when an article titled “How To Steal The Tonberry King’s Crown In FF7 Rebirth” contained information on How To Steal The Tonberry King’s Crown In FF7 Rebirth.

90% of multiverse and/or time travel storylines are a mistake.

For the same reason they’ve been doing it for years.

Thanks mrbeast alt account

Apparently when you gave Thanos the Time gem, you saw all other realities except this one...

Every single person he annoyed had something better to do than help him make more money.  Fuck this guy.

Maybe if somebody has such bad PTSD that they think acorns are gunshots and empty their firearm at the sound of an acorn, they shouldn’t be allowed access to firearms?

Sorry Jesse. That story didn’t sell on tape, and it ain’t going to get any extra credit here.

Yeah, but this way none of the financial deals that applied to The Walking Dead are valid.

Oh, and there’s a plug for the TV series. So not really a review but a long-form ad.

This review barely has any focus on the differences between game versions, which is kind of a waste since we can just read the general reviews from four years ago.

Comparing a movie which a sequel to a tv show to a movie sequel is probably the dumbest argument in the world.

More Mando content? Yay! Making a movie that people have to watch 3.5 seasons of a tv show to enjoy? Meh. That is not the greatest move.

I think the bigger mistake is that they then killed Ben Solo at the end of the movie. I think it would been a fascinating piece on the chess board of someone who came back from the darkside and has to reckon with with the terrible things he has done, whether it is in exile or something else.

Unless you want t0 imply Very Deep Meaning(tm) to Gladiator and Running Man.