How wide is your teenage son, exactly?

I’m sorry, I really am, but there’s no reality in which you can be well-adjusted and also think that a two night stay in a nerd hotel that costs more than many American families make in an entire month is ‘worth the cost.’ Like, just absolute ‘let them eat cake’ shit, good lord.

“fewer features”. Who fucking cares how many mini games something has? Quality matters over quantity. Your whole comment is just nicely worded entitlement. You are a fucking asshole.

I, for one, was utterly shocked when an article titled “How To Steal The Tonberry King’s Crown In FF7 Rebirth” contained information on How To Steal The Tonberry King’s Crown In FF7 Rebirth.

90% of multiverse and/or time travel storylines are a mistake.

Thanks mrbeast alt account

Apparently when you gave Thanos the Time gem, you saw all other realities except this one...

Every single person he annoyed had something better to do than help him make more money.  Fuck this guy.

Maybe if somebody has such bad PTSD that they think acorns are gunshots and empty their firearm at the sound of an acorn, they shouldn’t be allowed access to firearms?

Sorry Jesse. That story didn’t sell on tape, and it ain’t going to get any extra credit here.

Oh, and there’s a plug for the TV series. So not really a review but a long-form ad.

This review barely has any focus on the differences between game versions, which is kind of a waste since we can just read the general reviews from four years ago.

It’s spelled “Cait Sith” but it’s pronounced “Throatwarbler Mangrove”

The whole concept of a “Ghost Kitchen” is such a scam from the get go.

The patch, overall, made the game a lot more grindy. Why is this article focussing on a minor change to the renown system?

In my years reading articles here I don’t think I have ever seen one that was more out of touch about a patch.  Thought the headline was a joke at first.  Yikes.

A few days ago i commented on some guide article about how this website sure has changed and someone replied “elaborate”. And well... now this happened.

Honestly with Luke gone I don’t see a point in returning to this site anymore. His were some of the few articles I found tolerable to read or even mildly informative without relying on constant opinion and hearsay without research being done.

BotW and TotK share the same art style, but what’s the 3rd game?

“Everyone,” huh? That’s not even true of the replies to just this article.