It is the one piece I come back to when I consider deleting this place from my bookmarks.

ya ya ya know it.

This movie is going to be 100% terrible, and I will 100% be all in to watch this multiple times.  

I "p" what you did there

How about “CEO Entrepreneur”? “Born in 1964"?

A-fucking-men.

So what you're telling me is I should go read Polygon since those are all good writers.

How do you think those video ads on this very page get there? Do you think we all see the same ads? Do you think that as the page is rendered at the CDN that someone is physically placing a video into your personalized page? Or do you literally have no idea how affiliate marketing works? I bet you also use “learn to…

Did someone say "backdoor?"

Yes, I'm sure that will stop the racists from racisting.

Better than any Deadspin article in the past year.

Since when have io9 writers ever let a silly thing like that stop them?

Press Reset?

I didn't know Skins was based on an Anime!

Yes, there were annual plans

My friend who was dying of cancer at the time (he has since passed) said “I can’t waste my time with games I don’t like.” It made me really refocus on the games I play. If I’m not having fun with a game, or it becomes rote and repetitive, I move on.  I gave Octopath about 20 hours of my time, and then just had to go…

Processed canned food has a shelf life of 2 years.

Why are they still scrounging mini marts (or anything, for that matter) 8+ years after the end of the world for food?

“Activision was the impostor”

Finally, a game so faithful to it’s source material that it’ll never get finished.