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Such Stealth
suchstealth

“contract the Skins” you say?

Yep, had no idea 

It’s cool that he’s teaching these young kids about DMCA takedowns so early in life.

Do you even Nintendo, bruh?

He bullseye’s womprats in his t-16. Obi-Wan watches from the bluffs, using the force to freeze them in place before each shot. Dub the “I got him” after each shot. Then cut to Ewan slyly shaking his head.

The autoplaying videos inserted into the middle of every fucking goddamn blog on this shitstain of a site really interfere with the actual videos one is trying to watch. “Oh, someone is trying to be ghetto Tim Burke again and inserting some whimsical piece of music that has no place here.”

It’s like they’re completely unaware of the alt-right “clown world” meme.  The header image plays right into that Nazi propoganda.

I don’t know if I can handle 8 year old Luke Skywalker getting into some high jinks without a Mark Hamill dub.

Not sure if anyone's told you, but Ramsey played against the Titans.

Do you want another The Happening? Because this is how you get another The Happening.

My goodness, yes. 

DQ1's only benefit is as a sort-of historical document. It was one of the first JRPGs to come out stateside. It was an eye-opener. I also really appreciated the way it approached the story. Particularly how it had a prologue before the main title.

No, Maria, I don't need to know "what's new with Noovie."

I don’t know what trailers you’re watching, but they give away far too much from all acts of the film. Hell, go back and watch the Us trailer after knowing how the movie plays out. The entire movie is spelled out, down to the final kill.

Something tells me ol' Stevie will have an issue using a Jewish name.

The only real answer is Jude Law and Jason Statham, and call it Spy 2.

5 PM, apparently.

Sounds like some sci-fi fantasy sport. Probably involves roller skating, because it always does.

Yeah, and do something about that American Girl ad, while you’re at it! I don’t care about the day her dreams started.  It’s a fucking doll.