Just a point of clarity, it is “harebrained” - as in, the brain of a small rabbit (dumb, jumpy). If you see this, go ahead and dismiss the reply or leave me in the grays, but keep the knowledge.

The background at the end is the same as the dark side hole in TLJ. It's just a vision thing, not real.

Megan’s dog is easily the most adorable dog on the web today.

And they literally JUST replatformed their website.  I'm sure that's just coincidental.

College offenses get away with so much presnap movement that it’s refreshing to see this kind of crap called. "It's the defense's job to watch the ball" tells you exact what the intent of this kind of stuff is.

Rubbin's racin'

Its not just them.  There are people in the rural south who think as long as they're not twisting their moustaches thinking of ways to harm minorities, they're not "racists.". That since they're not "evil" they can't be racists, because racists == evil.

I bet they don't even back Tobey Maguire

Lots of people.  The best people.

Jesus, that Nicolas Cantu kid read his part with all the fervor of an teen star doing a Don’t Do Drugs PSA mandated by the courts while daydreaming about all the lines of coke he’ll be doing later.

“Y’know what people love? Stranger Things. So, let’s do that, with zombies.” - Scott Gimple

Here’s the thing. If Omar answers this question with the expected “Yeah, it’s bad, I’ve voted against it numerous times, here’s a statement condemning it...” Guess how many news wires pick that up? Is that video going to be on CNN’s front page? Is it going to be aggregated here with a pithy headline?

Boy, you deserve a copy of this game.

Boy, you deserve a copy of this game.

Cant wait to watch a movie whose plot outcome of Rick trying to get back to his people is known thanks to the 6 year time skip of the TV show. Spoiler alert: Rick won't escape and make it back.

I see you've been reading my fanfic

So, basically the quintessential 80's tie-in NES game. HOW META.

Your tired of explaining it, because you're wrong.

Laser. Guided. Orcs.

It’s going to be even better after Kyrie has had the team all to himself for a year. Throw a year’s worth of losing frustration at Kyrie’s ball domination game, taking them all the way to an 8 seed, and watch the fireworks. 

Gabe just aggregates what he reads on ESPN. This entire blog is basically a chronological rewrite of the ESPN article, down to the closing manager quote.