Yeah, let’s see that argument in court. Then put up a pic of the screaming 2 year-old and see which one wins.

Sounds a little flat.

Whenever your argument can be aligned right next to the “rape is just surprise sex” joke, maybe it’s time to rethink your argument.

I want to start a spring football league where, at the conclusion of every season, the worst team in the league gets to march the owner of the team to the 50 yard line. They then each get to do 1 physical thing to this man (no weapons, only what you take with you) without repercussion. If the owner is still alive…

Well, he's always told us he was a fuckin' soldier

Big Puppy

Sir, this is an Arby's

Whoa.

That's dumb, you’re dumb.

Everyone's having fun now, but soon comes the running and screaming.

Came here to say "I just started on DS Remastered for the first time ever." Sekiro got me like...  And I've been told I need to have some SoulsBorne experience going in...

I said maaaaaaybe...

Yes, it was probably the best bit of the film.

Please, comment more.

Now’s the Time for Kobe to do a Detail breaking down the minutiae of things like how his foot angles are wrong, and how he doesn’t have the right hand positioning on the ball. You know, exactluly what he did to Tatum during last year’s playoffs that turned Tatum into a basket case of constant Kobe brain.

Kotaku writers have specific beats, as of a few years back. Riley’s is the Fortnite beat, so it is specifically “his job.”

Plus, your weapons break after every 4 hits instead of 5 now!

“On the next Detail, with Kobe Bryant..."

Star star star star

Lol no

Lol no