“Police believe someone from outside Brazil masterminded the elaborate abduction ... the architect of recent kidnappings which targeted high-worth individuals was led by a criminal from Europe.”

Bernie probably already started it by sending them his middle finger.

What is the timeline for when they will start mailing fingers back to Bernie Ecclestone?

Possible photo of the leader of the European gang? Motive? Maybe to off his mother-in-law or to get the Brazilian government to pay the ransom. (Personally I think he is in for the money)

Sure, an ‘organized’ European gang engaged in a ‘meticulously’ planned kidnapping by knife point.

Indeed. It’s definitely more enterprising that walking around playing Pokemon Go.

“...the kidnappers looked to be around 18 years of age”

Glad to see they’re undeterred. That guy’s pants, though — full of deterred.

Better if it said donuts.....

Kinda how STI and evo owners are now crashing mustangs at cars and coffee...

The AWD focus HAS drift mode, any RWD car IS drift mode.

Amen.

However, VW engineering manager Hans Arschloch told Austria’s Motorung that cheat mode was an accidental—if fortuitous—discovery made while testing out the TDI’s twin-clutch (DSG) front-wheel-drive system. Arschloch explained:

Dear Tom,

Ah, Bernie is 85? That explains why he looks like Andy Warhol’s rotting corpse.

And the cool thing about it is he used to bang his wife’s great-grandmother before she were taken by consumption around the turn of the century.

What is that 1 1/2" Schedule 40 pipe from Home Depot doing in the car?

The worst is that people commenting on that instagram are convinced that cage did its job...

I mentioned this in a facebook post the other night when this cropped up.

This could have ended with at least one of these guys in a bag.