Out of respect, all local Taco Bells have ordered their flags to be flown at half más

not just sports media; the New York Times itself spent all of 2016 hyping butter emails

Alfas are at least pretty to look at.

He missed an opportunity to use "getting ran over by a Buss" for #59 on every list.

Surprised Philadelphia isn’t on there.

Someone better warn John Elway not to go grazing out there.

Getting Joe Flacco when you need a franchise QB is like getting a can of shoe polish when you need to treat your baldness.

+1 dead horse, beaten

I know you’re just teasing him, but Elway has proven time and again that he’s the glue that holds this team together. 

There I was, behind center for the Buffalo Bills. What madness led to this I had no time to ponder. As the supple leather of the ball slid into my hand, I took one step back, then two, then three. As I surveyed the field for potential recipients, I saw an outside linebacker charging like an angry rhino directly at my…

Never thought I’d see a pro-gun take on Deadspin.

Reading this article is probably the happiest I’ll be during this Lions season. Imagine being the fan of a franchise and the happiest you know you’ll be during the entire football season is reading a Drew Magary piece in freakin’ July.

Trevor Bauer isn’t mad he got traded to a non-contender. He finds the whole thing funny, and is actually laughing at how angry you seem to be.

Get a load of moneybags here, with his toaster and fresh tomato.

It’s like they removed the part of his brain that experiences joy.

Bryan:

Vernon Davis: elite athlete, God tier herb.

*Richie Incognito throws his father’s arms up in disgust*

I come here every day to read funny and insightful comments, so I guess we’re both pretty disappointed.

Just pay for the beer next time, man.