It may seem like Kyrie is contradicting himself but it’s like the old saying goes, “There’s two sides to every planet.”

It’s hard to see his face in the video, but I’m pretty sure this guy has a membership to every gym I’ve ever been to. 

[Frankenstein stands over the dead body with the other detectives]

Did you ask the company what happened to the rest of the car?  I think someone stole some of it.

That’s a pretty good visual representation of New Jersey, as I understand it. 

to be honest, Bartolo looks pretty good in a Padres uni

“It’s Applebee’s bottomless margarita night all over again”

David, have you made an offer on the Jeep, yet?

Maybe if it's a tennis ball.

Whereas a rando homer signing up for a burner account just to make it clear to everyone that he’s completely missed the joke is extremely original and cool.

Brady: 3-21, 17 yards, 4 INTs. Rams over Pats 62-6.

One of my takeaways from this was Obama played way too much damn golf. Trump has played an historically unacceptable level of golf. Come Democratic primary time, “I don’t play golf” would be something nice to hear

*Ahem*

I wish I could rewind/replay and see the different reactions for a dozen different chyrons.

Now those are some hot dogs!

No, not our beloved captains of industry. 

It’s almost like billionaires are a bad thing....

Somewhere in Boston, an intern is secretly creating a “Known Rapist” chyron for next season. 

In Siberia, kerosene road burns you!