That gif smells like hair gel and roofies.

David, I expect better. This is cleared JNCO sponsored content disguised as “regular” content, and I resent you not tagging it as such.

Debadging is douche-badging. Just leave it as Jesus made it.

I’m an above average 6'2 180 pound 29 year old male. If I was put in as a running back on 1st and goal from the 1 and given the ball (up to) four straight times

Juliet: “What’s in a name? That which we call a Rose by any other name would smell as sweet...”

That’s what I say to the doubters who tell me that a large pizza isn’t a personal pizza.

I’ve seen thicker skins on milk

To be fair, a good portion of people in the country don’t seem to know what happened during the Civil War, what it was about, who won, or that it’s over.

But for several, the answer to their problems is simply a cup of Joe.

Prediction: Eli Manning will sign a contract extension in the offseason and immediately die of natural causes. Then he’ll start all 16 games next year.

The Jedi both planned and fought in a war wearing layers of flowing material. Princess Leia and Mon Mothma commanded Death Star attacks in pristine white gowns. People are running all over the damn place in Star Wars world in dresses. Of all the weird-ass corners people are poking in to get mad about Last Jedi, this…

2019 sports beef is off to a tremendous start.

Barry, didn’t all you people get lectured by your parents on this very site not long ago about things like this?

• FELL OFF TOILET, FELL ONTO A MOUSE TRAP, TRAP CLOSED ON PENIS

SMASHED PENIS IN BETWEEN TWO WHEELBARROWS

When making chicken salad out of chicken shit, just add Mayock.

I mean, we have literal evidence that Snyder can’t see the forest for the trees. 

Hey, he had a good day . Got to run around outside for a few hours, played with his friends chasing a ball. Overall he had a good day, yes he did.