Surprised that the Washington Capitals winning the Stanley Cup did not make this list. They finally got over the Penguins and celebrated for like four months. 

White then cooled down the situation by letting the reporter know she has nice legs.

Hey man, leave Joey Crawford alone.

Answer me this, have you ever, while sitting in a bar having a pint or two, asked to no one in particular, “If they are allowed to have a Black History Month, why can’t we have a White History Month?”

I mean hes at Duke so you know hes REALLY white.  The kind of white you just can’t teach 

Sheesh.  The sheer number of prostitutes he would need to kill to cover all that up is unbelievable.  

Which one is yours in the pic? I’m going to guess the Chevy Avalanche.

I have yet to hear a cogent argument for why the bowl system is a thing and why it should remain so.

One day, when I’m president, we’ll ship every bro truck owner and stance driver to Guam.

Look here man, if I can’t watch skinny nordic people ski around on flat ground and shoot guns at stationary targets, then let’s cancel the whole thing.

buried a lot of things, if we’re being honest.

Wouldn’t an unusual result be him passing his drug test?

I remember my uncle making the same argument in 1996.

I will build a bigger sidewall and make Honda pay for it. 

I like Mess more than most people (particularly, Canucks fans) but he’s not a top 5 centre. Considering the era he played in, the team he played on and the fact he was never facing the opposition’s best opposition since those guys were focused on 99's line, you can actually make a pretty good argument that Messier…

I’m not even a hockey fan but I’m fired up now, let’s go punch some Yinzers

What if I told you that the NFL was always an old ass conservative white man and what morphed was your ability to see that?

In my mind’s eye, the NFL morphed into an old ass Conservative White Man so slowly that I hardly even noticed.

If it were an actual test platform, they wouldn’t have drastically changed the design without telling anyone. This is a way for him to show off his $10 million dollar tunnel so that he can attempt to get money from various municipalities to institute this travesty.

Tunnels exist, Teslas exist. WTF did it actually test?