Sometimes the light at the end of a tunnel is a train.

Remember that episode of South Park where Cartman gets Kenny to put a picture of his ass as his school picture, and gets it put on a milk carton, and those folks with butts for their faces show up at his door looking for their missing son, and he blows a funny fuse because he’ll never see anything that hilarious ever…

No. I have to say ‘tchup is the bro-iest thing you’ve ever written, and I hope you take that as the insult it’s meant to be. No amount of irony is safe from bro-iness. Please never again.

I just clicked for the commenters who wouldn’t get fucking joke.

They still have Tosh.0!!!

Los Angeles really put a CHARGE into the Kan-SAWS City CREEPS tonight!!! HEE-HEE-HEEEEEEE!!! They were seeing Rivers all over the field - RIVERS OF BLOOD!!! MWAH-HA-HA-HA-HAAAA!!!

OH GREAT, another berth. Just what the Rivers household needs!

Let’s be honest, the NFL excuse makes it easy to say no and not have to play with Maroon 5.

Dear Bowlen family, please sell the team to this man, for our sake.

So last night while drinking too much and checking in on Drew for probably the 25th time that day, I decided to sketch a loving tribute. I use the term “sketch” loosely because I basically just ripped off (and for a good chunk of it I downright traced) the Death of Superman comic book cover. I don’t really understand…

Old-school MLB guys love to scream at you for hours about Babe Ruth being the GOAT despite doing all of his damage in one of the least-athletic eras of any sport ever off of part-time railroad workers who had club foot and black lung. Every Ruth at-bat went like this:

next week, direct snap to Hicks

Better?

I don’t care if his shot in Bowling Green missed, he should still be prosecuted as a terrorist for participating in the massacre. 

How about when the leading actress rattles random car part serial numbers to prove she is totally into cars. Is that a Shelby Cobra 700 GT with 482 ci with Terminator T-1000 helical screw type supercharger with posiforce 3 speed + 8 reverse gear transmission and 3.11 gears in Tin Man’s penis silver? They only made 29…

The 4th gen Maxima was used in the original movie, they still sell for 500 dollars. 

Yeah. It’s definitely not nice to bully a person who isn’t allowed to work because his own actions have created an unsafe work environment for his coworkers.

lol, his apology where he didn’t apologize was a sincere one.

lol. the guy in a bad place who is in that bad place because he sexually harassed women and lied is now being bullied.

lol. he did lie about it like every other scumbag for years until there was a story that came out about it.

lol

You don’t know how probabilities work, do you?

I certainly don’t think there’s any excuse for choking a pregnant woman. But someone had to step in and stop Mrs. Rivers already.