I just have one at the foot of my bed so I can wake up to the smell of bacon cooking. Only problem was that one time I accidentally grilled my foot.

How can you not love this guy.

I just don’t understand why they’d do this. Why would they give such a tacit endorsement to the racism and white grievance culture that this represents? I appreciate that these invitations are traditional and everything but I really thought Trump would draw the line somewhere.

Look at all his majesty. Those peasants in their thatched roof cottages don’t stand a chance.

At 1K ft of torque, would they notice if they were pushing a car down the road?

The pickup truck market has completely lost it’s mind. Driving my 1999 F-150, I feel like I’m in an MG.

So many headlights!

Yes, Chris. We all know that guy. But looking objectively, the guy is a marginal NFL quarterback under the best circumstances. Yeah, sure, he had some success and even pulled off some heroics in the playoffs, when it counts the most. But he comes with so much baggage - the kneeling, the outsized media attention, the…

“Pooped on the escalator” should be the standard phrase for fucking everything up.

Well damn, if only the NFL had money.... 

An escalator can never break. It can only become a toilet.

1. Good job by Jim Bob Cooter to continue to call plays with long drop backs even with Stafford running for his life most of the day and the Lions somehow inexplicably having a chance to go ahead midway through the 4th quarter.

- Have DeSean Waston back at QB

The kind of people that have “full time availability” for a unpaid internship should be kept as FAR AWAY from government as possible, aka; every single little twerp in that lede image.

If two NFL offensive lineman cannot block Aaron Donald, then I guess it is excusable that Kenny Wiggins and Graham Glasgow couldn’t do it, either.

At any rate, I’m hoping the mayor of Pittsburgh and his chief of staff can sort their differences out soon for the good of the city.

We’ll get right on caring about all 18 full time residents of the UP. Any minute now...

Literally: We make beer for the unwashed masses! You don’t wanna look like a book reader, do you?!

I still think the overall worst commercials are the bud light ones where the overwhelming statement is;