Hear me out- have any of the ex-players called JG Wentworth?

Except this is clearly the mild Curry. 

Cutler retired man, let it go.

And I’d bet money that your lumpy, ding dong eatin, potato shaped ass couldn’t pick his own tic tac sized Johnson out a line up cause you haven’t seen it since you played “I’ll show u mine if you show me your with your sister” the summer before 9th grade🤫 She take the clippers to that Uncle Jesse Mullett she had goin…

Flea became Ed Harris so gradually I didn't even notice.

Was Urban aware of the beating firsthand? 

The Green Bay Packer owners are reliable Republican voters, prob only give $5 at a time tho

He looks like what I used to daydream when watching my son’s third grade tackle football team. Man, I would wreck those kids.

Would like to hear Tomsula’s opinion if this is authentic toilet soup before I agree.

So you’re saying the gas and oil industry is backing a particular horse in this race?

Vinny Castilla!

Phil Kessel—well, he actually doesn’t seem to love hot dogs as much as previously thought—but entering his 30s he looks better than ever.

Rockiest ending has to go to John Denver.

The correct answer is Todd Helton’s goatee, but if we’re Remembering Some Rocky Guys, I’ll nominate Andres Galarraga.

1. Pulling Lester was questionable.

Sir, this is an Arby's drive through.

Why even write about this? Are we going to ruin Javy Baez’s life over what he did 35 minutes ago? Plus, three of his best buddies on the Cubs said they didn’t remember any interference.

Sure, but does he have poise?

Time to start up the ole career-ending injury pool

“Long? That’s what your mother said, too, Trebek.”