He missed the second one.
He didn’t even linger on top of Foles for a second after making the tackle. Not even enough time to kinda reach down and see if the rumors are true, not even just a little graze along the inner thigh, just to see, nothing weird, but just a brush with the back of the hand to see if you can feel something alive; like I…
but imagine being so despised by your players that they believe there were conspiratorial motivations behind your mistake
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No one caaaaaaaaares
I’m fairly confident “a guy coming out of the stands to play emergency quarterback” is Trevor Siemian’s NFL origin story.
Big Stick Fetches Better Than Fancy Dog
If Foles didn’t want the attention he shouldn’t have worn those skin-tight pants
How the fuck was Tom Brady supposed to catch that? That throw’s gotta be at mouth level.
We get it, Brady isn’t a receiver. You don’t have to rub his nose in it.
More than skating, stick handling and learning how to read plays develop at lightning speed on the ice, if Ramsey really wants to play in the NHL he would have to train himself to speak robotically in platitudes first.
UPDATE: Tony Romo was injured on the play.
MacKinnon is a delight and was robbed of the Hart.
...while Blues winger Vladimir Tarasenko said Ramsey’s boast “de-classes our sport.”
holy sheepshit, no wonder he thinks Flyers are a threat
Your penis is a small, pale, withered thing. Hardly used, it sits in eternal darkness … deep, deep down within the folds of your ample gunt, crying out for oxygen as it suffocates in a mix of sweat and Crisco and rendered beef fat.
I too was able to stroke Dongs when I had an arm injury, but only because it wasn’t my dominant arm.