That’s just your opinion, man. And you know what they say about opinions:

If a comment goes this far, you must give it a star.

They drafted a running back named after the O.J. judge.

As an FR-S owner I can safely say:

At least donks can occasionally be useful...

I’d say I’m allergic to sun screen....that’s why my Big Dog XXL shit is on in the pool.

The White Zone. There is no kneeling allowed in the White Zone.

He traveled.

Percentage-wise, how much of this is actual film snobbery vs. being pissed off that no one’s asked him to be in one?

They can't all be classics like the remake of assault on precinct 13.

“Arm the head coaches.”  -Betsy DeVos

You know - If I had to imagine the face of the guy who got fired for posting his farts... Yeah. Pretty much that guy.

I love all the “I’m out cause it doesn’t have....(manual, hard top, more power, etc.)” comments coming from guys currently driving 7 year old Rav4's.

Show me one for around $5k that can physically and legally be driven on the road and I’ll buy it this second.

Ex-Police car is the correct car here.

And because we aren’t children, we didn’t draw a dick at the first opportunity that we got.

lol yeah it’s the millions of people who have to buy cars that choose to make it suck, independently from one another.

That one Boomer in every family.

Fox slobbering all over old white balls?

You sound like every douche neck-beard at the end of every craft brewery bar I’ve ever been in.