Fire proofing is retardant.

“Big Dookie! 9-1-1!” - Tim Horton’s manager

Brady’s quinoa-powered legs aren’t getting him anywhere near a rim now.

You mean the city that employed this TGI Fridays server to be sheriff has law enforcement officers who don’t always tell the truth?

Must Love Boredom

The spirit of Tomsula lives on.

Hopefully the Caps will win the next one so they can force a Game 7.

Thanksgiving game saves them.

It’s hard to separate the company from it’s base for me. All I can think of when I hear Harley is the modded exhaust, 120 db pieces of shit that the owners of insist on cruising main drags on at 3mph revving them as they sit in traffic. They can all suck a bag of dicks.

They need to revamp their image and start catering to a younger crowd. I think Harley is too old school for that ICQ/MySpace era.

Too bad the B’s can’t make the Finals

The staff’s two hockey-watchers weren’t working over the weekend. Nothing nefarious about it.

Tell me more about the “first page” of Deadspin and how you think blogs work

Lauren, just want to say how much I’ve enjoyed your NHL playoff coverage. You and Barry have been doing great work, at a time when a lot of other sites seem to be scaling back their coverage (even more). So thanks!

Have you considered maybe not owning Fords?

I’m Mike Pence, and I approve this message.

What if she wasn’t really pregnant and the ball was full of cash and happiness?

He didn’t have an English accent before the fight.

Time to get back on the fantasy sports train again

Monster Trucks. And by that I mean the stock issue Ford, Chevy, and Ram. If a 6’ human can’t see into the bed it’s too damn big.