He just hit MY phone!

If your reaction to breaking your diamond chain, is to throw the remainder of said diamond chain into the dirt in disgust, this is a sign that you may have too much money.

The only thing in Canada more useless than the Senators are the Senators.

He’s not wrong.

Any Penguins who shared a locker room with Matt Cooke can pretty much shut the fuck up about Wilson.

I don’t even have a horse in the race, but shit. Wilson isn’t half as dirty as Cooke was and the Pens won a Cup with him.

So you’re saying the Steelers forced their will on him, then Ben changed his tune. I guess it’s safe to say he’s just in it for the money, and his original statement is completely invalid.

Personally I’m overwhelmed by the obvious genetic superiority on display.

More proof that Kanye was right. Today, sad white men are choosing to be owned.

But still he persisted.

Arrogant American does not get his way so takes his Balls and goes home.

A couple more years like this and he might even be in the hall of fame conversation.

It’s probably easier to ask people how old they are

The kid just earned a nickname - Willie Maize.

Boooo!

“As of yet, there’s no clarity on the reason for his glove-corn...”

I choose to believe that this greentext from 4chan about Bauer is 100% true.

Oddly enough, stopping Yetis was the number two reason Betsy Devos gave for arming teachers.

“Cooler heads will not prevail.”

Save some pussy for the rest of us.

A lounge has squishy seats that are so low your knees come up to your chest. Also the drinks cost $5 extra to pay for the mixologist’s custom suspenders.