Yeah, well short men live longer... or maybe it just feels that way....

The moral of the story is that being a Wizards fan is an exercise in self owning.

Cop suspension and brakes must be standard.

Its in the Bonus Clips

Too bad this video only shows the Tahoe. I’d like to see how they install the carbon monoxide leak in the Ford Interceptor Utility.

But when do they install the cop motor?

In fact, yes! You might even say that the December blog about Thibodeau over-relying on his starters and burning them out before the playoffs arrive is specifically mentioned and linked to in the post above this comment section.

I learned to drive on an Isuzu P’up. It was brown. We called it the poop.

Remember, Horse Gronkowski: It’s not just Gronk riding you. It’s everyone Gronk’s ever ridden who’s riding you...

Idea: the USA should make Puerto Rico a state, and give Long Island to Spain.

I grew up in a neighborhood that was so poor instead of 7UP, we had to play Shasta Lemon Lime.

I’m posting this here because it’s sports-related and also because I’m very proud of it.

What’s less clear is why the Worldwide Leader would want Favre as the celebrity face of one of its biggest recurring live sports programs.

I have to say it’s weird that you’re definitely real girlfriend from Canada is so invested in American politics.

Kudos for spending the night before bailing. “I regret that I have but one nut to bust for my country.”

Will Tom Brady Sit, Stay, or Play Ball?

Boston fans don’t know who Bledsoe is, either, but that’s because all basketball players look alike.

Now let’s harken back to the days of playing 7Up in elementary school, remember that? Yeah, this guy is the kid who kept his head down, thumb in the air hoping Heather would actually gently push his thumb back into his palm, proving once and for all she loved him and they would get married right after high school. …

Let’s play more April games in San Juan.

Didn’t Gordie Howe get grandfathered in and get to play his last NHL season or two without a helmet? Like everyone else had to wear them but he just didn’t? Anyway here’s a picture of Howe facing off against 19 year old Wayne Gretzky in an actual NHL game.