Oh man, you’re about to hear from a bunch of people who totally have black friends.

So, Matt Patricia is just Fat Mac in a Tommy Bahama shirt, correct?

I was afraid of the ball.

This kind of subversive anti-American talk is why we lost Vietnam.

If you can’t trust your cocaine dealer, who the hell can you trust? Life is hell

This is...SnortsCenter

I wonder if the kids feel the same way about Doug Ducey. That he’s being used by adults with an agenda (e.g. the Koch Brothers and the NRA).

But he killed Apollo Creed in the ring, so that has to be worth something.

Oh no, now the Browns will be bad.

What the fuck does global warming have to do with this?

12th man hates 13th amendment.

I’ve figured it out! We’re in the Bad Place!

Dude, come on, next you’re going to call this guy’s fandom into question.

“It’s not dust, it’s DiGiorno”

Let he who doesn’t chop his parmesan cheese with a credit card cast the first stone.

It could maybe work, if it was all blue.

Tercel Wagon of the late 80s... so big my dad moved sofa, fridge etc with it. Doesn’t look that big from the outside but it is literally a cave inside.

Birds are good. Did you know that if you give a struggling cancer patient a bird, it magically transforms their cancer from being their number one worst affliction to their number two worst affliction?

Birds are fearsome predators. I once saw a bird make a dog cry.

David, I love reading your articles, but I thank the good Lord above that you aren’t my neighbor. Or my tenant. ;)