“Hopefully he’ll be a great executive. The best way to get a fan base is to win. Winning solves all solutions.”

solving a solution is next level woke

C’mon, Buffalo, how about letting some other city get some sports good fortune every now and then?

I have never sent a shirtless photo to a woman I did not want to have sex with because that would be weird and creepy and absolutely signal that I wanted to have sex with them.

If rugby wants to build a following in Trump’s America, they should only have USA Tens.

Jesus! Just imagine if any of those kicks with their wooden shoes would have landed!

Bill Cosby also has 0 rape convictions. Doesn’t change the fact that he did that shit.

And if any team has experience with that kind of thing...

I think Goodell honestly just wants to know which of the two he should invest in.

I’d rather have the flight delayed, and then canceled, and then the pilot quits, and then the airline goes out of business, and then the airport shuts down, and then all flights are grounded, and then humans lose the knowledge necessary for mechanical flight, than be on a barf plane.

It’s almost as if Trump is a liar and just says crazy shit all the time but people still report his words as fact.

‘accidentally’.

In the officer’s professional opinion, the autonomous car wasn’t following the rules. Appeal denied.

Bro - He has a bike and a GoPro. Footwear and pants are optional.

Wait a minute, I thought we didn’t give a shit about this.

I’d like to thank the New York Jets organization for the past two years. My experience as a Jet was truly first rate.

Overlaying white print on top of his white jersey. One could say that graphic design is not exactly his forte

This is the big break calzones have been looking for!

Hockey is fairly straightforward, in that the puck needs to cross the line all the way to be a goal.

As a Utahn, I know this pain ALL too well. freaking SxS*