I really want to know: what’s your point?

Fun fact: Iggy and Swaggy are Emmett Smith’s favorite characters on the Simpsons.

Put a 5-foot-9, 175-pound AHL goon against a 6-foot-5, 235-pound counterpart, and who do you think will usually come out on top?

Shot:

North and South Korea(who are our allies, btw) are a unified delegation for the Olympics. Maybe being the bigger man and standing for our allies should mean more than trying to stick to ole’ Un, no?

hmmm. I’d swear the idjit actually slips first. the rock was just added pudding. he slips, then as he’s going down semi-trips over the rock possibly jamming his hand between the rock and ice then spraining/breaking his wrist on the ice. a trifecta of buffoonery...! 🔚

I’m here to win medals and get laid, and it looks like they’re all out of medals.

I’m not sure why it affects anything really

The only example I can even think of of someone being “chosen” for one of our squads in Winter Olympics as opposed to just automatically qualifying through having the best results is figure skating, where in 2014 they took a photogenic white girl who finished 4th at nationals instead of the non-photogenic…

I bet The Slippery Slope would make a pretty good name for a winter game themed gay bar.

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Kyrie Iriving’s laughter could be heard echoing off the great ice walls at the edge of all things.

I believe you’re looking for a “psychotic,” the redheaded cousin of an anti-psychotic.

By several different metrics, the UFC’s audience is declining.

Article 0/10, does not compare measurements/performance to one of these

You can just say Kevin Smith.

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This is so sad to see. No choice but to ship off my son to live with his aunt and uncle (who live in Bel Air).

Alright, I’m going to try not to fly off the handle here, but regarding your thoughts that pooping out your dick wouldn’t be such a bad thing.....

That’s actually worse.