There’s no vaccine for affluenza.

I put a lot of thought in before I decide whether I’m going to look at images like this—don’t want to make a snap decision.

I checked in with the pile of human shit this week and it too is getting ready for Sunday

I’ve never wanted Bitcoin to crash until this very moment.

“You’ve gotta be in it to win it!” shouts local lottery winner.

San Francisco police have released this sketch of the suspect:

“irregardless”

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I am wondering what else the doctor tried before he settled on “Jenny McCarthy’s half-brother with bad shirts.” But I have to figure he knew he hit it out of the ballpark the second he landed on this one.

To be fair, he only joined the crime ring very recently after it started doing well.

Hopefully now you guys have a better understanding of why I broke up with her.

I know a lot will disagree with me, but she should have passed them to him instead of trying to run them back.

Why don’t the Hawks try to turn their season around and sign this dude? He’d start for them immediately and he only fell on defense once.

Trump is the kid who always hit the reset button on the Super Nintendo right before you beat him at Street Fighter 2.

All of Trump’s Wives: He Cheats Like Hell.

So the Bills are going through puberty: They know everyone knows something awkward is going on with their Wood, and they don’t know how to hide it.

You find it funny that back in 2009 I poured my life savings into Classmates.com at $78 a share? Are you laughing at me? Am I a clown?

I knew it wouldn’t be the last time Favre misrepresented growth metrics.

Does it hurt to be so stupid?

Well, time to put my money where my mouth is.