Luke Falk, QB, WSU: “Too soft, has empathy, lacks killer instinct. May become locker room divider.”

Mallmann sears tomatoes on the hot metal and throws puffy bread directly into the coals so that it blackens. “Quite radical,” he says. “I mean, we’re fucking burning it.”

You did. We have the request form on file.

My Next Chapter II, Joining the National Basketball Referees Association - by Kevin Durant.

All tall hatchbacks, like a bunch of ancient Crossovers.

And we think cars all look the same today

This is an awful lot like training an elephant to dance the ballet. As it pirouettes and jetes around the stage you are flabbergasted by its elephantine grace and the ponderous way it sails through the air. Never mind that it is an elephant. It is dancing.

You sure as hell shouldn’t count on the guy with the gun to help you

You’re just trying to earn some more lines of rust.

It’s not... not the trip I was referring to.

[Kristen]: ...I’m patient and kind and I only want the best for everyone that I encounter.

Man, his lats must be yoked

these are the gloves Ted Cruz always pretends he’s wearing.

Vice President Pence is gonna need a moment alone to concentrate on all the wood that these firm, taut young lumberjacks are gonna be working on all day long

As I walked back to my new grey 6th gen Camaro SS, which has been lightly cosmetically modified (Forgeline VX1 wheels w/black chrome finish, black factory blade spoiler and front splitter) with my bag of take-out food, a man emerged from a mini-van parked next to me and said:

It’s an excuse used by the sexually insecure to showcase their masculinity. Always backfires.

After all the crap you hear about a middle-aged guy (me) driving a Corvette (C4), I’ve got personalized plates coming that say ‘CLICHE’... Fuck ‘em.

I’m very excited for the day when our generation is spending six figures on, like, a “third off the line” Honda Prelude SH at auction.

Did somebody say, “Killer body shots?!”