That Beetle/Jeep thing looks surprisingly well done, albeit a concept that no one asked for in the first place, sort of like the Murano convertible or the Cleveland Show.

You can make cars have more power than stock? I dunno man

Notor. High performance notors

“Horse soldiers”? They’re called “centaurs,” you racist.

So this isn’t about Seattle Seahawks fans?

You have your fatalist fans like me who always expect the worst and expect you to pity them.

“It comes as a shock that the person responsible for an unfunny joke on the internet is a lawyer.”

Ted Dobias answers phone, sounds oddly like John Miller and John Barron.

I mentally skipped your hyphen and thought you were the coolest preschooler ever.

Coldstone.

I went to work today despite getting soap in my eye, so the same thing.

Wow, an owner of a sports team is a shitty human. So random.

Car! *grabs goal and skates off the highway

Looked at photos, read your screen name as “plankton.”

I found my car!!!

We get it. You own “real” AMGs.

Boom

Then don’t buy a 6 figure Mercedes Benz