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This hypermiling shit has gotten out of hand.

The problem is he knows the game well and constantly spouts bland platitudes and offers nothing of value to the broadcast that you couldn’t get from a well trained goldendoodle. It would be one thing if he was just an excitable dotard who was happy to be there; he chose to pander to the lowest common denominator fan

He stays in in bathroom instead of running? He’s the yin to the Mad Pooper’s yang.

I thought running in and out of the bathroom every seven minutes was just known as “The Arby’s”.

Oh man, I was rooting for the Vikings to lose because I’m an angry Bears fan and was looking forward to the Drew Magary twitter meltdown, but now I’m reaaaally rooting against them, for the children.

To be fair, Davis does look like he got his hair cut by a mohel...

I have it on good authority that the bartender at PF Changs is black, and that Mark Davis, after his fourth appletini did in fact offer him the job. Negotiations broke down only after Davis couldn’t get the bartender to be his best friend in the entire world as well.

Maybe Rodney was just pissed the guy was filming in portrait mode.

“Watch hundreds of young Japanese amateurs get creamed by three pros.”

brita takes out the ancient particles that you actually need in order to decalcify your pineal gland and maintain true inner equilibrium, i.e. - no ankle sprains.

honestly: ankle sprains are just a holographic phantom of a truer inner projection of your ankles. I could explain more but that would involve you knowing

One wonders how we could possibly have ever transitioned from horse-powered conveyance to things that need to refill every so often with a specific petroleum distillate instead of just being able to graze on the abundant grasses available everywhere.

Wow is this a dumb take. You can charge your EV at home. You can’t fill up your gas car at home.

Never underestimate the “YEAH BUT MY COMMUTE IS 600 MILES A DAY ABOLISH EV’S USED PANTHERS ARE THE ONLY SOLUTION”

Yes, fingers crossed that a Boston sports team will finally catch a good break for once, and a deserving and humble fan base will be rewarded with a legitimate chance at a title.

He was definitely asking Blank about Megatron’s Butthole, how it worked, and if there was a model he could put his dick into.

Easy there, Julian. Don’t get your fancy TB12 sports panties in a bunch.

You guys, I’m starting to think that maybe Tom isn’t very smart.

I traded a refrigerator compressor for my first car, a 1963 Corvair. He got cold beer, I got hot trash.

I once bought a Volkswagen.