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Bills fans celebrated their team’s (short-lived) playoff run by traveling to Jacksonville in droves, laying waste to any table-like structure in their path, reportedly starting a garbage fire,

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

No because that is not an outrageous boast. It is a known fact and I will strip to the waist and fight any nerd who says otherwise.

yep, buying a new vehicle sounds cheaper than buying some tires

Newton’s got the strongest arm in the league

For years, I’ve watched Veep and thought to myself, “Thank god there’s no one as terrible and insecure as Jonah, in Washington.” Now we have a White House full of Jonahs but Miller reminds me the most of the character.

Edited to remove an errant apostrophe.

it was not the game we needed but probably the game we deserved

Chiefs fan here: that incompetent fuck called forward progress after Mariota got sacked behind the line of scrimmage and fumbled the ball. They got a free FG out of it that ended up winning them the game. My team are officially the Browns of the playoffs. Fuck you, Triplette. Fuck you straight to hell.

So were they biased towards his grit or his scrappiness?

So a white guy

“Continue play for 15 seconds while a player displays visible signs of an impact seizure” sounds exactly like what the NFL already does.

Now that’s funny

anything to keep him out of the broadcast booth

Has anyone reached out to the Tequila Cowboy for comment or is Jerry Jones too busy to talk?

Awesome, do you wanna suck his penis?

Luckily Bortles is supported by die hard fans like Jason Mendoza, Pillboi, and the other 58 members of their pop and lock dance crew

Reasons I continue to be a Browns fan:

TB 12 water stays hydrated when everything else is freezing.