Any thought to the idea that Gronk was trying to get suspended on purpose so he can fully enjoy Tilted Kilt’s “1/2 off Breasts and Wings” Sunday special next week?

He has a penchant for beating people who have boobs

Ate the W. Proves he elite anything

“We’ve got kids over here!”

Oy vey, I hope that nice young mensch did not drop his yarmulke going after it

“Is there a calculator for people who don’t live permanently in the year 1990 and do actual modern contract work as a sole-proprietor LLC?”

The racing looks like fun.

The spectators are why I live in the Industrial North.

Maybe if the bin was wearing the other team’s colors...

Zoom in on that photo and you’ll see all the brown ones are lying down flat like they’re dead or something.

Every blade of that grass stands for the anthem though.

Here’s a good, fancy dog.

I stepped on a garden rake in my garage and got whacked in the head by the handle. It hurt like hell, but the tears were laughter.

If this gets more than five stars I’m going to light myself on fire.

Uh...dude is on the ground and then gets two hard slams, the first of which looks like is hard enough that his head gets near the ice (fourteen seconds in the top video).

Fuck Trump.

Federal Express to Flavortown is Guy Fieri’s nickname for a blowjob.

you should say hopped up econobox one more time to get your opinion across...

That last picture looks grim until you realize he probably only wore one shoe to begin with.

Once you reach a certain age, pitching a tent gets harder and harder.