Because it’s so fun to watch delicate snowflakes like you cry so much every time.

100% of Hollow_Logs didn’t know J.D. Power did anything other than award every car every award.

And imagine performing all of these great feats of athleticism with debilitating bone spurs.

Don’t listen to the bad man, honey, I’m sure we’ll be good by the time you’re in college. Or at worst, when you’re a grandfather.

*Scans list*

I know this is a troll article but putting both Ænima and Sargent Pepper On this list is a travesty.

This whole comment section.

Fortunately he missed Dee’s nuts

That’s interesting, because when the Indians come to town, I wonder why my kids (who are of American Indian ancestry) have to be subjected to a team wearing racist caricature on their hats all game.

The unholy marriage of Jeep bros and coal rolling diesel bros.

And yet they pretend the NHL doesn’t exist.

Who is this GLORYBAGGER who can’t even acknowledge THE LORD for his cornhole greatness?

*receives pink slips*

Q: What’s worse than loony lobsters on your piano?

“No I’m not high or drunk I just want to play more football.”

Bonus: Planes don’t use jet fuel; they’re powered by the heat of takes made by old people about millennials!

I assume they will have flights scheduled to depart at, say, 2pm, but they actually don’t depart until 6 years later and spend the interim in the basement of the plane’s parents.

Tell your dad to fuck himself, Stephen.