wow, the first good opinion on this website

A titty twister is a time honored example of gamesmanship. Don’t lump it in with disgraceful actions like biting and nut punches. It belongs with other well and good tactics like wet willies and pantsing.

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

Give that poor guy a break. Working as a Female Body Inspector can be pretty stressful.

I can’t wait til Kaep caves, goes out and punches a woman and murders a few dogs and immediately gets offers from multiple NFL teams.

Jesse Reasoner is actually a teammate of The Progressive Liberal, fighting foes like Roger Ignorance and Peter Cognitivebiases with rational thinking and solid logic. He is currently winless.

How could anyone vote for Trump.

I think the majority of America’s reputable laboratories are mostly working on dong pills and such.

“Floyd’s an unapologetic abuser of women and the Internal Revenue Service, while Conor is a racist dipshit”

Jesus Christ, Piers Morgan is just a failure of a human being.

No one cares about your fantasy team, you know the rules

Personally, I’m rooting for the lighting rig to fall.

I scream. You scream.

Mustang-colored ice cream:

+1 animal cracker on your belly button

Burneko out here in the comments defending sentimentality is why Burneko is my dude.

If I had to die, being blown to death would pretty much be at the top of my list.

“That’s not an all-white rule...”

Nobody is saying “Detroit is really nice now.” They’re saying downtown is nice, which it is, and that that has largely spread to midtown, which it has. This story is about the downtown/midtown edge, so it’s relevant.

...said nobody, ever.