As a Cowboys fan, this checks out.

Sadly, this is as close as many cyclists will ever come to wearing a yellow jersey…

“Is Emma Stone not available?”

The places the original guy was asking about don’t even serve food. They’re literally just breweries that only sell their own beer. You can’t even get wine or hard alcohol. They might sell chips or popcorn, and might have food trucks come.

People who take their kids to breweries and bars that also happen to serve some food are the worst of the worst. They are all, without reservation, 20 and 30-somethings who don’t want to give up their lifestyle of going out and getting tanked but are too cheap/stupid/whatever to get a babysitter. I don’t want to…

The Trump boys look like a failed cloning experiment done in jars that someone didn’t sanitize properly.

Here’s one more.

Christie tried going to a public beach, but the people from Green Peace kept trying to roll him into the ocean.

They tried that, but Dolan said his band practices during afternoon drive time.

Making fun of his weight is just picking low hanging fruit, which Christie would never touch, unless it’s covered in chocolate or filling a pie; because he’s a fatty fatty 2x4, can’t fit through the kitchen door.

He truly is a legend, having been to the final table seven times, with five rings and two runner-up finishes. Even so, his wife is the breadwinner in the family.

So this guy makes a big financial commitment to a long-term contract and then tries to walk away from it after the first year. Who does this asshole think he is, the Marlins?

When are liberals going to stop their whining about needing things like air in order to survive?

And you too can watch the Conference Finals from the comfort of your own couch every season!

Easy solution. Make Carmelo the player-coach, run the parallelogram offense, name Kurt Rambis the new GM and president of operations with full autonomy, tell the press that Porzingis has a cocaine problem, trade Porzingis for Austin Rivers, let Rambis shower with the Knicks City Dancers, sign Glenn Robinson III to a…

NBC wants me to turn off adblocker to see two guys get their balls near each other? What is this 1990's cable?

Eh, call me when he wins the Dubai; Slavery Free Irish Open.

Apparently, thinking about baseball didn’t keep the fireworks guy from shooting early.

May not be raining, but Washington is covered in shade...