“We need a pitcher! Not an asshole sniffer!”

But would this team have beat the 95-96 Bulls? Obviously not.

The Deadspin staff is a bunch of Channing Fryes convincing the other Channing Fryes that they’re not the Channing Frye.

What’s old is new again.

This is all a plot by the Republicans to make it appear that Trump isn’t the most senile person in Washington DC.

Oh, well sure. Indoor track and field and the CFL certainly rate billion dollar stadiums, but if they put in curling lanes it would really be a bargain at twice the price...

The system is perfect. How it works:

the sound the grape lady makes after she falls is forever burned into my brain.

The score was 34-31 and the 49ers had four plays inside the 10 to end the game. What in God’s name are you talking about?

According to Berhe, Wright paid the $632.08 fare and a $300 tip. Maybe just rent a car next time?

This also applies to cats with their heads caught in things. Reversing won’t always help

3/5 Mustangs

People have been making that it sat dormant argument for years. And while there’s some truth to it, the problem is that the Ilitch family was sitting on tons of vacant, undeveloped land waiting for the arena deal. It was not a well-kept secret. You can read more about it here, here, and here.

R.I.P. “Captain Cuddles” (2015-2017)

Since October is the tenth month of the calendar year, and a 10 looks tantalizingly similar to a skinny woman standing next to a fat chick, we are going to allow every skinny woman free entry if she brings a ticket-buying fat chick.

It’s UTAH. It’s a perfect expression of the Mormon attitude toward women. I mean... yeah.

“You know what I like.”

And enjoy any high level sports game.

You libtards say there’s no liberal bias, well then how come they let Obama go on TV and pick his brackets, but funny I don’t recall them letting Trump do it? He went 63-0 too. #facts

This happened to Arnold Palmer back in 1962. He was so shaken, his game never recovered.