Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

Chevy HHR? There’s your first problem...

Instead of bitching about it maybe share one if it matters so much to you.

He was promptly fired after the game. Security along the wall in Arizona are forbidden to help Latinos in any way.

I hate the Penguins but dagnabbit do I love Phil Kessel. Best $15 I ever spent.

It’d be a lot cooler if he didn’t.

Plus there’s an alien whose entire species is male so they can bounce tired gender stereotype jokes off of him too.

Paul Ryan did last year.

It’s OK, you guys. The WaPo comment section assures me that this is FAKE NEWS.

First Ballghazi now this? I can’t believe how much these sports leagues hate Boston and constantly conspire against them because they are jealous. Now, please read my 5,000 word piece on how Isaiah Thomas is better than LeBron James.

Oh because all squirrels know each other, right? You’re despicable.

Hmmm. It’s almost as though the Mets suck.

By slapping Stephen A. Smith.

Remember the last time he denied something? I can’t wait for the Oprah special on this one where it turns out he really actually died from testicular cancer many years ago and he had a secret evil twin ruin his good name with all that doping.

To be fair, he says everything with that level of intensity,

The evolution of the Garbage Truck ;)

If he finds his swing in AA and AAA, who knows, maybe they’ll make Tebow Harvey’s designated best friend and roommate!

Tebow: [Barging into Harvey’s room, jogging in place] Hey Matthew! It’s 4:30, time to hit the gym!
Harvey: [Groggliy] 4:30? Shit, I overslept. Where are we going for dinner?
Tebow: [doing jumping jacks]…

“Here is some extremely white shit” could also be said of every lacrosse game ever played.

god damn it! Does this mean I have to get rid of this?